One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

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Hello modelling agency?? yeah my selfie just got 34 notes I think I’m ready to go pro

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do you ever look at a boy’s hands and just nod to yourself

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*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

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im not crying there’s just overpriced college education in my eye

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"Hey can I look at your phone?"
“Yeah let me just finish this text.”
*deletes 200 selfies*

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So what if I’m wandless? I’ll punch you right in the bloody nose, OH WAIT. James Potter’s last words probably (via its-a-punundrum)

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when you “accidentally” touch your crush’s butt


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"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."


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